every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
Long time no posts :) just a quick Butterfly Boucher tumblr background, I hope you like it. Oh and….HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTERFLY! :D
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
In a tragic turn of events I did not get a new laptop! Yet, I cannot deny the camera I received is just as awesome if not better! I am going to retry downloading Photoshop again soon! :D
My dad just called Benedict Cumberbatch Britishguy Sillyname and it disturbs me how close it was like same amount of syllables and everything
One time my friend called him Beaniebag Cabbagepatch
My chemistry teacher called him Ben Cumminghatch and when we corrected him he told us he thought Benedict Cumberbatch was a type of cheese
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
current Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
Me: "You were named after a music genre..."
can’t stop looking at it, actually feels like i’m lying down facing the sky
omg this is amazing
wow, beautiful
There’s just something so peaceful about this
favorite picture
Same
zoned out looking at this………….
love
I wish it was snowing so I could lay outside and face the sky as the snowflakes gently drift upon my face……..
this just reminds me of every single time I have fallen over on snow covered ice…
